Saturday, May 30, 2009

I Wish I Was You So That I Could Read Myself


What a treat for you, the reader, to have me, Michael Reynolds recommend music to you. You lucky devils. Anyways the deal is I’m bored and I know a lot about music. When I say a lot, I mean infinitely more than I have any right knowing. Why do I know so much? Because I’m sad and I don’t go outside (mainly because I heard there are bears out there, actual bears). So I write on the internet instead to try and forget about my likely death due to a severe vitamin D deficiency. So enjoy, I know you will coz all the things I recommend are what I love, and if you don’t like that then I hope you get cancer AIDS leukaemia of the knee cap.

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